{"product_id":"jeremy-clarkson-christmas-card-youre-getting-diddly-squat","title":"Jeremy Clarkson Christmas Card: You're Getting Diddly Squat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003ePerfect for fans of the farm, this Jeremy Clarkson Christmas card delivers the ultimate festive letdown. Featuring the \"You're getting Diddly Squat\" pun, it is a brilliant choice for anyone who loves Clarkson’s Farm or classic Top Gear wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Professionally printed on 300gsm uncoated card stock for a high-quality, matte finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eLarge Format:\u003c\/b\u003e 5x7 inch size ensures it stands out amongst the other \"rubbish\" cards on the mantelpiece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eCrisp Printing:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality print technology ensures the design and text are sharp and clear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003eReady to Send:\u003c\/b\u003e Each card comes complete with a premium envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e Left blank for you to write your own personal message or \"genius\" Christmas thoughts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"InkWorkshop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56651848319350,"sku":null,"price":3.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/4485\/8777\/files\/c0021dcb-il_fullxfull.7309609254_dhr7.jpg?v=1762984382","url":"https:\/\/inkworkshop.co.uk\/products\/jeremy-clarkson-christmas-card-youre-getting-diddly-squat","provider":"InkWorkshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}