Rude Eye Test Birthday Card | If You Can’t Read This You’re Old

Give your friend a cheeky reality check with this hilarious eye test birthday card. Designed to look like a standard optician chart, the message becomes increasingly clear: they are officially getting on in years. It is the perfect choice for a bestie with a great sense of humour.

• High Quality Print: Crisp, clear typography on 300gsm uncoated card for a professional look.
• Perfect Proportions: Sized at 5x7 inches, making it easy to read (unless they really are getting too old).
• Smudge Free Writing: The uncoated interior provides a smooth surface for your own personal message.
• Envelope Included: Comes with a high quality envelope so it is ready to be sent straight away.

• Blank Inside: Completely blank for your own witty remarks or heartfelt birthday wishes.